Out and about (18:18 pm)…

Tue Nov 7

I've just realised teenagers are naturally ironic. Just overheard: “I 'ate English. It's well 'ard, innit?”

Out and about (22:23 pm)…

Wed Oct 25

Random question no. 1: my mum's favourite smell is warm tar. What's yours?

When machines bite back…

Mon Sep 18

I love seeing computer error messages in public places. The best is obviously blue screen of death which I’ve seen more than once on monitors at a local shopping centre. However this is a first for me:

Error message seen on a screen ... but where?

Can you guess where it is yet? No? OK, I’ll tell. It was a screen on board this beast:

Insert 'bus' joke here...

That’s right, on the 268 bus going to Bradford. Obviously in this modern day and age getting a “Disk drive failure, insert system disk and press enter” message is just one of the hazards every bus driver must learn to cope with.

Out and about (11:39 am)…

Tue Sep 12

All the world's a stage, but most people have lost the plot :0)

Out and about (13:43 pm)…

Thu Aug 24

Just seen this on t'internet: duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. :0)