Animals in Sport

Our feathered, furry and fishy friends in the pursuit of sporting excellence.

Small Dog Racing

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While the weiner dog races continued to draw big crowds, the trouble was finding jockeys of the right stature. Weighting the dogs as well seemed a trifle over-the-top.

Time To Let Go, Stan

 album Time To Let Go, Stan

Stan refused to give up the dream that one day he would be a champion. However it was apparent he would never fulful his ambition.

Two Lengths To Go

 album Two Lengths To Go

Although unorthodox, Beryl’s unique scampering stroke was surprisingly effective in middle-distance races.

Don’t Give Up

 album Don’t Give Up

Sharon was trying hard, but despite her talent she never made it into the A team.

60 Second Challenge

 album 60 Second Challenge

Pete had come close to the 60 second barrier several times, would this be his time to break it?

Skullduggery

 album Skullduggery

Windemere was so nice at this time of year. The water was clear and fresh, and the surrounding hills full of big, interesting trees.

Allez-Oop

 album Allez-Oop

It had raised some eyebrows at the international athletics meet, but there was nothing in the rulebook to say that full evening dress was not allowed. So Hubert competed, and was pleased with his bronze medal.

Bad Sportsmanship

 album Bad Sportsmanship

By hook or by crook, that trophy will be mine.

Down Under Uppercut

 album Down Under Uppercut

Some found it to be a violent sort, but there was no denying that Dirk had a natural gift for kickboxing.

In Glorious Flight

 album In Glorious Flight

With the aid of modern technology, and a big slide, Jim had evolved from merely jumping between trees.

Wet Rubber And A Hairy Animal

 album Wet Rubber And A Hairy Animal

Randy was the laughing stock of his friends, but he thought his wetsuit was rather fetching.

These Shoes Were Meant For Runnin’

 album These Shoes Were Meant For Runnin’

The rules were simple: get to the finish line without pecking at the ground. It was going to be a tough race.

Fore

 album Fore

They’ll let anyone onto the fairway these days. I say we head back to the clubhouse for a spot of sherry.

Garry Gerbilov

 album Garry Gerbilov

The match had been going for over 7 hours, and the two players were still locked in combat. It had become a battle of nerves.

Furry Defence

 album Furry Defence

The Smith brothers were a great asset to the team, but they tended to hit the popcorn a little too hard in the interval.

Monkey No Like Water

 album Monkey No Like Water

Harvey had begun to think he had volunteered for the wrong event.

Coming Up On The Udder Side…

 album Coming Up On The Udder Side…

Mavis was an outsider in every sense of the word, but she had the passion of a true champion in her four bellies.

Feel That Wind In Your Hair

 album Feel That Wind In Your Hair

It wasn’t Horace’s first attempt at winning the Classic Car Rally. He had been disqualified from last years race after he had started to gnaw on the steering wheel of his rival, but this year would be diffferent.

Royal Flush

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Derek was pleased with his hand. It meant that Bob the Ferret had lost three games in a row.

Gieff Off Piste

 album Gieff Off Piste

Geoff was enjoying his holiday in Chaminox. However his new ski-boots felt a little loose around his ankles.

Dodgy Cornering

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Just moments later Dirk crashed into the cameraman. A leggy blond had broken his concentration.

His Last Game

 album His Last Game

Horace had been a regular player for over thirty years, so it was with mixed feelings he took up the bat for the last time.

Don’t Mess Wid’ Me

 album Don’t Mess Wid’ Me

Just don’t mess with the monkey, OK?