Budget Celebrities

Famous and infamous people as you’ve never seen them.

Bill’s New Toy

 album Bill’s New Toy

Bill loved his new Christmas present.

There’s a Clown in Charge

 album There’s a Clown in Charge

Mad Uncle George was going on one of his ’Hug Patrols’. The local police had to be notified.

Celebrity Landmine Island

 album Celebrity Landmine Island

One celebrity reality TV show I would definitely watch.

He Regularly Mounts A Dog

 album He Regularly Mounts A Dog

Due to a little-known genetic misalignment the entire family were shrinking. Good job they could still partake in the finer things in life.

Wot You Lookin’ At?

 album Wot You Lookin’ At?

You callin’ me a chav? Are ya?

Chicken Drummers

 album Chicken Drummers

Not worth explaining, to be honest.

Clarky As A Child

 album Clarky As A Child

Jeremy always loved cars, even from a young age.

Top Quality Chavettes

 album Top Quality Chavettes

You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

Annan ’other thing… *hic*

 album Annan ’other thing… *hic*

I think he needs a strong black Kofi to sober up.

Optional Shopping Basket

 album Optional Shopping Basket

Lance didn’t appreciate his teams latest prank.

0.03 BHP

 album 0.03 BHP

Although the snug driving position felt familiar, Schumi couldn’t help but wonder if there was something strange about this years car.

Toilet Duck a l’Orange

 album Toilet Duck a l’Orange

Another one that didn’t deserve to be explained.

Half an ounce, four quid

 album Half an ounce, four quid

I can’t do ya fairer that that, can I? I have me livelihood to think of.