Budget Celebrities
Famous and infamous people as you’ve never seen them.
Bill’s New Toy
Bill loved his new Christmas present.
There’s a Clown in Charge
Mad Uncle George was going on one of his ’Hug Patrols’. The local police had to be notified.
Celebrity Landmine Island
One celebrity reality TV show I would definitely watch.
He Regularly Mounts A Dog
Due to a little-known genetic misalignment the entire family were shrinking. Good job they could still partake in the finer things in life.
Wot You Lookin’ At?
You callin’ me a chav? Are ya?
Chicken Drummers
Not worth explaining, to be honest.
Clarky As A Child
Jeremy always loved cars, even from a young age.
Top Quality Chavettes
You can take the girl out of the trailer park…
Annan ’other thing… *hic*
I think he needs a strong black Kofi to sober up.
Optional Shopping Basket
Lance didn’t appreciate his teams latest prank.
0.03 BHP
Although the snug driving position felt familiar, Schumi couldn’t help but wonder if there was something strange about this years car.
Toilet Duck a l’Orange
Another one that didn’t deserve to be explained.
Half an ounce, four quid
I can’t do ya fairer that that, can I? I have me livelihood to think of.




