Miscellaneous shoppery

A collection of wierd and wonderful (OK, just wierd) images.

Forbil album Forbil

Half fox and half gerbil. Obviously.

Balding? Here’s the solution album Balding? Here’s the solution

Worry no longer about a receding hairline, Re-Thatch is your ticket to a hirsute future!

On The March album On The March

Barbie had turned her back on her sisters in The Struggle.

The Bourne Piracy album The Bourne Piracy

The twelth film in the long-running saga. This time Jason finds himself aboard ship, and there’s fishy goings-on.

Britney Spiers Brosnan album Britney Spiers Brosnan

The hair suits him, don’t you think?

Bush Viking album Bush Viking

George tries to keep quiet about his family history, but the marauding, pillaging spirit has never left him.

Card album Card

Half cat, half bird. Well what else am I going to call it?

First day at the chemical factory album First day at the chemical factory

Donna was enjoying her new job. But something wasn’t quite right about her new collegues.

Codger album Codger

Half cow, half badger.

Hot dog album Hot dog

A new twist on an old classic.

Doliphant album Doliphant

Half elephant, half dolphin. The jumbo of the seas.

Elton John Travolta album Elton John Travolta

A multi-talented artist.

The eyes have it album The eyes have it

She has a special way of looking at you.

The Gnus of Navarone album The Gnus of Navarone

This was the original title and premise of the famous film, but Hollywood once again went with the more commercial option.

Happy penguin album Happy penguin

He’s so pleased to see you.

Erm, in your hat… album Erm, in your hat…

A furry visitor takes up residence.

Hog album Hog

Half horse, half dog. It really is mans very best friend.

Hoose album Hoose

Half horse, half goose. I don’t know why, it was just a n accident of nature.

Horck album Horck

Half horse, half cock. This one will give you a nasty bite if you treat it badly.

All ready for the ball album All ready for the ball

Henrietta has looked forward to this ball for ages, and she’s done her hair all special-like.

Dirty monkey album Dirty monkey

An animal faux-pas, caught on camera.

Mr Morpheus, Pharmacist album Mr Morpheus, Pharmacist

Would you like the red pill or the blue pill?

B3ta ninja album B3ta ninja

If you don’t know about B3ta, you don’t want to know.

In a muddle album In a muddle

Oops…

Pamoramic album Pamoramic

Specially designed photo sizes for Baywatch babes.

Polarcat album Polarcat

Half cat, half polar bear. It will survive in very low temperatures, but it prefers to be curled up on a rug in front of a fire.

Police horses album Police horses

They aren’t just for show, you know.

Shog album Shog

Half sheep, half dog. This is a very, very confused animal.

Squeer album Squeer

Half squirrel, half deer. Finds climbing trees difficult, with antlers getting caught in branches being a particular hazard.

Super-squirrel album Super-squirrel

One of the lesser-known superheroes of the world.

The Face album The Face

There’s something … different about her.