At work I have a lovely fast machine; 2Gb RAM, dual 2.8GHz processors and all that jazz. It works great. Except when it boots. it takes 11 minutes. I kid you not, 11 whole minutes to boot because of the McAfee security rubbish that’s on there.
It used to boot in 30 seconds, and that was fine. But 11 minutes? Something is seriously wrong, and I can’t figure out what it is. Still, it gives me time to legitimitely site at my desk doing nothing.