For some reason I get a lot of spam comments on this blog. I suppose it’s the (relative) high profile of my silly pictures. Ho hum. Most of it gets deleted automatically (yay Akismet!) but occasionally stuff gets through. Here’s an extract from a recent spam comment:

I {|actually|definitely|just|really|simply|truly} wanted to {compose|construct|develop|jot down|make|post|send|type|write|write down} a {|brief|quick|simple|small} {comment|message|note|remark|word} {in order to|so as to|to|to be able to} {appreciate…

Is that how they do it? By “it” I mean ridiculously bad English, of course. Goodness me.

I did, for a second, think that I could write a better spam creation system than that. Just for a split second.