My neighbour is having a party. Loads of guests. I asked why they aren’t following the rules, but he said it’s “exceptional circumstances” so he doesn’t have to. Anyway, he invited me in and it’s free booze, so yeah.

Read this excellent primer on site speed and it kicked me into gear getting a few niggles on my site sorted. Nice one Harry. People: hire him – he’s from Yorkshire, and is reet nice and knowledgeable and stuff.